Early Timesmean? Here you find
The best fucking whiskey in a plastic bottle.
The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.
The best whiskey in the world! (well i guess second to jack, gentlemen jack, single barrel, crown royal, jim bean, bushmills, black velvet, jameson, and pretty much everything else except canadian mist.
American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.
Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.
Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection
(earl-ee-wurm) "The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird." -Opposite of the early-bird.