ear buttermean? Here you find
A copious amount of earwax
When a snippet of a song finds it's way into your stream of consciousness and you find yourself singing, humming, whistling or dancing to it all day.
When one cums in a ear
the feeling you get when someone talking to you has bored you to tears and then continues to talk and talk until you would rather lose your hearing due to an illness then listen to another word.
The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.