Monster Mashmean? Here you find
Two ugly people having sex.
When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others
it was a graveyard smash it caught in a flash a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" The monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
when you poo in the shower and then mash it down the drain with your toes
Mixing Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, & Fruit Brute in a large bowl like a cereal suicide.
When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
when you are trying to have sex with a girl but you don;t have a full erection, so you grab and squeeze the base of your dick and try to 'mash' it into the girl in hopes of stuffing it in and getting an erection
When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.
Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate. Costumes are encouraged. Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in. Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert. Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.
A "Monster Matt" is the lowest form of humanity. Typically a Monster will have disgraceful oral hygeine, consisting of crooked yellow teeth, severe plaque and dog-shit breath. Their hair will often be of a golden brownish or flat out stinky-ginger colour (Which they shamefully try to label "off-brown" in vain). Monsters smell all the time, even when their clothes are "clean", this smell often orginiates from vomit and piss stains that they have acculmulated. Monsters have really dark pupils, like the common Tiger Shark, and a very small and shrivelled pink penis which my resemble a pig's tail. They have a fondness for cats which is admirable, but a hatred for nearly everything else. A Monster finds joy in life in only one manner, making people laugh. They will go to great lengths to achieve this, particularly from people they look up to and will often been seen acting like a clown or stumbling around aimlessly drunk and being laughed at by massess of people. Monsters have no sense of self-worth, no sense of community, no sense of right and wrong and hate things for no reasons. They are usually athiests, vegetarians and virgins. A lot of their psychological issues can be traced back to distubringly incestuous relationships with their poor, call-girl mothers. These women are nearly as repulsive as the Monsters themselves due to their parasitic nature of moving from partner to partner, dragging the monster around as their emotional baggage and wasting what little money they have on breast implants. It's easy to pity a Monster, but don't forget, they don't want your pity. They have no soul!The worst thing about Monsters are that they have no concept of self-improvement or decency. This common personality flaw can lead Monster's to suicide in their mid 30s. It is said that Monsters usually struggle growing up from their comedic, alcoholic heydey that is their 20s as their friends (or friend) move on with their lives. As they struggle to adapt to living with their mums for 15 years, dropping out of uni and working as a recycler worker Monsters start to become increasingly realistic and realise that theirs is a life that is not worth carrying on with. Never mind.A Monster's only real claim to fame is that they have never been beaten up by 2 girls.
A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.
A Mazda Miata with a 5.0 liter Ford V8.