morning wood meaning and definition

morning wood meaning

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

morning wood meaning

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

morning wood meaning

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

morning wood meaning

when a man wakes up with an erection

morning wood meaning

When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).

morning wood meaning

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

morning wood meaning

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

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