Surprise Motherfuckermean? Here you find
When a black dude approaches you unexpectedly
The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.
MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
When you go through your list of fuck buddies and friends with benefits and choose the fittest girls and get rid of all the munters until eventually you're left with the fittest ones.
A fun and loving person. Usually smiles for no reason. A great listener and a great friend who would do anything to maintain the peace.
Susej Dog is the old testement spelling of 'Sausage Dog'. The great and all might Sausage Dog is the true creator. He is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. Quite long too. Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.
Pretty awesome and beautiful lady. Extremely dedicated to her career, got a great haircut, very stylish, and a real talent for taking selfies.