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shrek is love shrek is life.
Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been givenAnd you will find outIt's never ogre
Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life.I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window
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A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.
Adjective used to describe something small. It is mainly used to describe something to be small and cute, in adoration toward people you cherish, but it can also be derogatory, if used to describe others, who are not your friends.
Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.
Mushrooms containing psilocybin and psilocin, that are ingested for there hallucinogenic properties. Can be found through out the world except the poles. Many myths about these mushrooms are present today, most totaly false.
Hot, attractive, cute, charming in Mandarin (Chinese Dialect)